Alright folks, time to mix yourself up a Christmas cocktail and settle on in for another round of Yuletide jam analysis. . .
Album Title: Boogie Woogie Christmas
Album Artist: The Brian Setzer Orchestra
So I bought this one off Amazon about a month ago, as I've had this in my digital library for years and a number of Setzer's songs have repeatedly appeared on my customized Holiday playlists. I was pleasantly surprised to find, upon opening the album up, that the record was pressed on limited-edition, green and white splattered vinyl. And sure, while it doesn't necessarily improve the sound quality, per se, it does look pretty awesome on the turntable. Colored vinyl is definitely a gimmick, but it's a gimmick that works, folks.
Anyway, by far my favorite track on this album - the the number one reason I pulled the trigger on this purchase - is Setzer's 'The Nutcracker Suite.' This may be my all-time favorite homage to Tchaikovsky, since it covers such a wide array of source material and delivery. All the highlight's of the great Russian masterpiece are touched on here - 'Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies,' 'Russian Dance,' etc. - and the track sways back and forth between Setzer's trademark, rockabilly swing and more traditional classical music (granted, with muted guitars.) He knows when to put the foot to the pedal for the louder and more up-tempo parts of this piece, but also knows when to pump the brakes (when the melodies are supposed to be quiet and/or slower.) Setzer is smart enough to know that his ballsy horny section shouldn't be blaring full-tilt throughout the entirety of the suite - smart thinking that so many other acts would've botched, for sure.All in all, this is a fun take on a Christmas classic, and as a result this song has been featured in countless movies, commercials, compilation releases, and, most importantly, Brian Hough playlists.
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| Highs and lows from Brian Setzer. |
Now, as for the rest of the album, we're left with what could easily be expected from Setzer. Nearly all of the songs on here feature either the full-horn section of the classic 'swing' sound, or else the walking bass and surf guitar that embodied the Stray Cats (Setzer's notable band.) Some songs - 'Winter Wonderland,' 'Run Rudolph Run,' 'The Man with a Bag,' etc. - work well because they're well-known songs that have been done in the past with a certain 'rock' angle, so Setzer's sound translates well to them. Others, however - most notably 'Baby It's Cold Outside' - are terrible songs to begin with, and Setzer doesn't really seem to know what to do with them.
He's got an original on here, too, called 'Boogie Woogie Santa' which is pretty painful to listen to. It suffers from my number one grip of Setzer, and that is it tries too hard to be cool.
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| Seriously. F*** these guys. |
(Thank God.)
Well, those swing bands tried way too hard to be cool. Their whole shtick was just a lame gimmick. Their stupid outfits, their blatant attempt at resurrecting a music and dance style that was long-dead before Elvis and Chuck Berry stepped on to a stage, but most importantly their lyrics about their musical genre. Folks, if you have to tell people how cool you are all the time, you're not very cool.
And Setzer goes out of his way from time to time on this release to make sure everyone knows just how cool he is, and he doesn't really need to. I wish he just stuck to arranging classic Christmas songs instead, like he did with Tchaikovsky, because if he had done that this album could've been great instead of good.
VERDICT: 7/10 - Pretty Rad (A solid assortment of Christmas classic given the usual Brian Setzer treatment, that delivers from time to time but also suffers from the former Stray Cat trying too hard to be cool.)
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