Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Ep. III: 'Christmas with' - Chet Atkins

 Alright, here we go again. . .


Album Title:  Christmas with
Album Artist:  Chet Atkins

Mr. Chet Atkins, ladies and gentlemen.  Gotta tell ya, I was looking forward to this one.  I love old country and rock and roll, and this dude walks among some of that era's greatest.


*hiccup*
 Unfortunately, his Christmas album sucks.

Weird how that works, isn't it?  You take an artist whom you like, a collection of renowned Holiday favorites, and whip up an album that. . . well. . . makes you want to blow your brains out.  Super disappointing.

Chet Atkins is at his best when he's boogying with that hollow-body of his, but on this album his guitar-work does this bizarre, drunken tip-toe thing through the Christmas standards.  It's like him and the guitar went out for a night on the town, and the guitar - who had recently broken up with his girlfriend - got all loaded and ended up going home with a blown out tube amp.  Who was really a stripper.  Addicted to Meth.  The next morning, back in the Studio, the guitar trembled uncomfortably as it tried to record even the simplest of holiday carols, in a cold sweat, trying not to vomit all over the sheet music.

Way to ruin Christmas, guitar.

I'd rate this a 3, but it gets an additional point on the scale for the campy 'from our house to yours'-ish message about Chet Atkins and the Holidays.  Check it out:

Aww. . . thanks, People That Never Met Me.  And are probably all dead by now.

To top it off, the jacket's falling apart.  Thanks, Chet.
VERDICT:  4/10 - Borophyll 

- SHELVED -

- Brian